Do you think some pokemon evolve by trading because they think you’re giving them away forever, so in their fear of abandonment they evolve into something better than they were so you’ll love them again?
holy fucking shit.
I’m extremely uncomfortable right now
I don’t like this.
You’re a dude, he’s a dude, she’s a dude, your mom’s a dude.
I’M A DUDE, HE’S A DUDE, SHE’S A DUDE, WE’RE ALL DUDES HEY
(90’s kid stuff)
You know when you’re playing UNO and someone puts this card down
And it’s like they just punched you straight in the face and you start to wonder if you could ever really trust them at all, if everything was just a game to them and the whole time they’ve just been waiting for their opportunity, for the perfect moment to destroy you.
draw 4? more like fuck you we’re not friends anymore
10 Best “Good Guy Lucifer” Memes : )
I SHOULDN’T BE SMILING AT THESE AS MUCH AS I AM
These meme never gets old.
I’ve been saying this all along.
I wonder, I wonder… do I like the music that I listen to because there is something wrong with me, or something right with me?
If a girl asks you if you forgot her name, say yes and act like you’re joking. For whatever reason, they think you’re only teasing them and you can incorporate finding out their name into the joke.
If you say that you did not forget her name, you have about 5 seconds tops to actually say it.